I'm as interesting as a salt shaker
me vs. life
Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande
if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic
"i love you, man."
"stay with me forever, man."
"fuck me hard in the ass, man."
"so what are you going to study in college?"
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
I’m a gay man but I think they forgot the clit
1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in
fuck you all i thought it was funny
My favourite thing is the implication that there was a widespread movement of kicking sinks out of their homes back in 1990.
wat the fuck do snoop be doin??
He’s too far ahead of us to understand tbh
who am i shaving for
the best things in life take longest in the oven
when you think someone’s cool but then it turns out they’re really homophobic