i'm as interesting as a slice of cheese
me trying to get work done in school
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
no one cares just reblog my selfie
"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"
HE LOOKS SO SAD
Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
augustus u bitch
isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
*opens a pack of gum*