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me vs. life

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maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

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freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

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(originally pugsmith / via cokeproblem)

officialteamsnapchat:

"so what are you going to study in college?"

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(originally lnternoot / via thatsmoderatelyraven)

keegananarcho18:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

I’m a gay man but I think they forgot the clit

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(originally wowbravo / via fakebreast)

crawford-kinney:

murdercityboulevard:

llamasong:

llamasong:

1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in

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fuck you all i thought it was funny

HAHHHAHAHA

My favourite thing is the implication that there was a widespread movement of kicking sinks out of their homes back in 1990.

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(originally llamasong / via ugly)
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(originally odeaosratos / via motherphoga)

jiggyhippy:

codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

He’s too far ahead of us to understand tbh

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(originally pslovekay / via cokeproblem)

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

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(originally ostracizedpoodle / via burgerkid)

foodchewer:

the best things in life take longest in the oven

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(originally foodchewer / via gaykinq)
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(originally ryperbole / via moonemojii)

remember-the-alamos:

when you think someone’s cool but then it turns out they’re really homophobic

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Posted 2 September 2014, 8 hours ago | 41,615 notes | reblog this post
(originally remember-the-alamos / via jesussbabymomma)

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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Posted 2 September 2014, 9 hours ago | 66,963 notes | reblog this post
(originally bastille / via unsmokable)